Impossible Monsters
public-anemone:

delirious-bugnasty:

justlikesoup:

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary
Terms and Useful Phrases
That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
Beer   -   Giggle Water
Legs   -   Gams
Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
Rich Person   -   an egg
The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
Classy   -   Swanky
I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

Time to update my vocabulary.



omg i know like all of these from history class

my boyfriend talks liek this…….always has

public-anemone:

delirious-bugnasty:

justlikesoup:

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

  • Terms and Useful Phrases
    • That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
    • I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
    • Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
    • Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
    • A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
    • Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
    • That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
    • Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
    • A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
    • A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
    • I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
    • Beer   -   Giggle Water
    • Legs   -   Gams
    • Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
    • Rich Person   -   an egg
    • The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
    • Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
    • That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
    • Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
    • Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
    • That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
    • Classy   -   Swanky
    • I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
    • A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
    • That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

Time to update my vocabulary.

omg i know like all of these from history class

my boyfriend talks liek this…….always has

bheriye:

Deal With It

oh look….it’s me….

bheriye:

Deal With It

oh look….it’s me….

Sooooooooooooooooooo finished Nadeshiko~

neighborhoodwatchbec:

Are you an Illinoisstuck, Indianastuck, Michiganstuck, ACENstuck, or any combination of the four?

Are you a girl? Do you like girls? Are there females in our local fandom community that are important to you?

If so, STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING. Just for a few minutes. Stop scrolling your…

I’m not in the fandom but please girls please use your best judgement

carinemonster:

Oh hey little guy! Whutchu doing down there on my kitchen floor?

Just chillin’? Would you like a snack, or a beverage?

No? Oh I know just the thing!

There we go. Comfy? 

rocaille:

These are amazing :O

oh….oh my

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

Commission moi~

Rebel Deep Blue Commissions

Hello all!
my name is Erisaka and I have been cosplaying for about 10 years now, I am a master level cosplayer and an avid compeater in craftsmanship contests.

I speacialize in Large ball gowns and School fuku’s 

I am more then happy to take on a rush order but please be advised the effects the price greatly


my work can be seen in my cosplay.com gallery as well as herehttp://www.acparadise.com/loves/erisaka

sadly i have lost my old hard drive with my previous items that i have made though some of them can be seen here


when asking for a quote please send a PM with the fallowing

item requesting
at least 2 ref pics
when needed
budget
basic bust waist and hip (if you have them)
and any changes you need made (i.e a dress is blue but you want it in pink)

I do my best to work with your budget, and i do hope to work with you in the future

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

james-the-wanted:

thousandhours:

ferretsauce:

icouldbeyourlittlebeautyqueen:

hogwarts-express:

Harry Potter as a teen comedy…

BEST. THING. EVER.

this is AMAZING.

this is brilliant! it’s crazy how music can change the mood of the whole thing too

omg this is perfect

Dying.

make this plz

:D:D:D:D:D:D

I freakin love pabu……

chicken-in-a-basket:

gundam wikia’s picture of bright is weird
“someone is stealing a gundam… i can smell it”

“there is a face that needs slapped…..I must go”

chicken-in-a-basket:

gundam wikia’s picture of bright is weird

“someone is stealing a gundam… i can smell it

“there is a face that needs slapped…..I must go”

Say the words “under bust halter buster” to Major…..

he spends the next hour saying it in German and giggling

spiffyrock21:

atorridloveaffair:

artist MecaniqueFairy.

love me some steampunk!

OMG MALEFICENT AND CRUELLA. 

NOEL NOEL NOEL NOEL LOOK!!!!

dovahkitt:

Literally sobbing, because this is perfect.

oh god oh god oh god….i wanna learn this so bad now